As a cook, I tried to come up with something that was appropriate. So here’s what I came up with. Once I actually make the flag, this will become the flag I fly. I hope to have it ready to strike fear into the heart of the caribbean by this coming Pirates in Paradise celebration in November.
Flag of the Mermaid
The Mermaid, a Seaforth 24 online ships log 
Great, now I’m thinking my motto should be “Prepare to get stuffed!” Hmm….